According to this site, I have a vocabulary of 34,300 words. Go and test yourself and report back. And while you’re at it, know that you are contributing to serious research about the vocabulary sizes of native English speakers. In the name of research, go forth and suck the very marrow of time.
And if you’re not in the mood for tests – it is school holidays after all – then I give you the silly season, courtesy of my homeland: the couple who were too old to have children and decided to adopt and baptise their very own capuchin monkey.
Stranger fiction truth is than. Arrange these words into a well-known sentence.