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Dear Neighbour Who Once Claimed My Bin Was Smelly

I just saw a rat in your garden.

Would you please clean up your act?

Yours sincerely,

Your Uppity Foreign Neighbour


Author: charlotteotter

Novelist, feminist, crime writer

10 thoughts on “Ha!

  1. Hee! You should have taken a photograph and slipped it through the door!

  2. neighbours are sometimes difficult…I agree with Natalian “Karmic Justice”…

  3. Now that is funny!

  4. Ah, but are you sure the rat wasn’t just transversing your neighbour’s garden on the way to your smelly bin…?

  5. Tell your neighbor that she needs to import a piper from Hameln/Hamlin.

  6. Hah! TIme for a secret surveillance camera so you can present the neighbour with video evidence of their general slovenliness!

  7. Rats happen. They are not stationary objects.

  8. Ha! I love this. I’m also living in Germany now and my neighbors are insane. One house is full of 4 adults (a mother, and her three adult children, and one child) and all they do is complain and stare out their window at all we do. The other one upon moving in told me he loved me and likes me shorts I garden in!! Strange strange people around here! Thank you for the laugh!!

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